Daycare Skill Set

I discovered there is a special skill set required to be a daycare provider. Each day can require different skills and talents.
Master Paper Airplane Maker- be able to make them & teach 4 yr old boys how they are made

Yoga Instructor- OK, everyone take a deep breath & relax

Hostage Negotiator- You don't want to hurt your friends, let's work together & figure this out.

Short Order Cook- will they eat it or not?

Scientist-what did I just step in and do I even what to know what is on my shirt?

Veterinarian- if a 2 yr old carries the cat upside down, will it be OK?

Doctor- does it need stitches or a band aid. (amazingly, not related to the cat comment.)

Magician- have the magical ability to kiss boo-boos and make then better.

Drill Instructor- clean up, line up and march 2-3-4

Sense of Humor- you have to laugh sometimes or you'll cry

Janitor- What do you mean you missed?

And that was all before we even finished breakfast...